Mine Guv – this? Never seen it before Guv!

At the end of one lunch time I was patrolling the upper floors (where no food was allowed) to ensure that children moved to their classrooms quietly and efficiently. From the corner of my eye I saw a young man in possession of a meat filled panini of quite epic proportions. This was no surreptitious attempt at sneaking a packet of sweets past teachers on the ground floor, this was bold and brash rule breaking. Unbeknown to him, given that he was looking in a different direction, I was able to position myself directly in front of his path. As he raised his head up to meet my gaze I averted my eyes to the supreme piece of comestible that stood to attention in his right hand. He then duly directed his gaze to the said item whereupon he managed to produce a look of abject horror designed to indicate that this was the very first time he had clapped eyes on this monstrosity, and what an outrage it was that it should have made it’s way, via his hand, onto the first floor! 10 out of 10 for ingenuity and acting, 0 out of 10 for getting away with it.