Take it easy Sir

One lunchtime as I was prowling around supervising,  one of my more “challenging” year 11’s approached me. With a concerned expression he said something like “You alrite Sir, you look well stressed.”    I thanked him for his concern but informed him that if at this point in time he didn’t have his shirt hanging out, his tie half-way down his chest, the waist-line of his trousers hovering somewhere around mid-buttock AND with food in his hand where there should be no food, he may actually be able to make a small contribution to my personal well-being. I think the irony escaped him!